Harvey and Luna keep all the records
Harvey says: Good day sir. Vanilla Beach has been been in my capable hands for the last five years. You can be rest-assured that the last 500+ journal entries are under my constant gaze. Each journal entry has been carefully scribed onto mountain goat vellum, written in sperm whale ink and preserved in a vial containing absinth. Each vial has been placed carefully into the storage vaults you see before me. Once a month a Yogi, driven crazy by veneral disease, is flown in from Jaipur to perform a ritual purification for some of the more explicit entries.
Luna says: I am the current work placement here at Vanilla Beach, deciding to give up my life as a lap-dancer to pursue a more honest existence. I specialise in labels and tag clouds, unweaving the very mysticism of the journals by their linguistic virtues.