WildChild says:

jules & i read your latest journal entry - very funny! (Sometimes the short ones always are

david says:

thanks

david says:

i'm trying to keep the old stuff updated while trying to get the news parts up and running.

WildChild says:

goood - that's what i'm doing with the beach, trying for a new entry every day. stop it from going cobweb

WildChild says:

i might add a secret web counter to monitor traffic

david says:

my host does all that for me - they keep stats and you can produce charts

david says:

WildChild says:

yeah? well my host sucks me off every day at 10:45. so if you'll excuse me, i'm going to meet my PA....

david says:

wow, you must pay quite a bit for that

WildChild says:

pleasantries aside, how are you doing?

david says:

i'm cool, you?

WildChild says:

okay. e-work is down so i can't do much at the moment so i've got to bluff it for a bit until yorkie fixes the server.

WildChild says:

it's annoying, because i've got a lot of work to do.

david says:

i absolutely despise mondays and really struggle with them, so when i work from home at the beginning of the week it really makes a difference

WildChild says:

WHAT? you can do that?

david says:

i didnt think you dealt with e-work?

WildChild says:

i don't but my code does, so i cannot add releases/products/schedules/test mywork/etc....

WildChild says:

it's all tied in together

david says:

oh right

WildChild says:

i can't believe you get to work from home on mondays. that is so lame. yesterday i was muderously tired and cranky and sleepy and irritable.

david says:

anthony isnt a fan of it but margaret doesnt mind

david says:

it isnt quite as good as its cracked up to be - 56k sucks ass

WildChild says:

i know, i done it myself when i had them shingles. but at least i got to watch family-ness in my underpants while eating golden grahams and coding

david says:

dry golden grahams fucking rule

WildChild says:

yeah, but i ate too many of them once and they dried up my stomach and i couldn't vomit and ended up making barking noises for half and hour and shivering

david says:

well four boxes isnt the daily recommended intake

WildChild says:

heh!

WildChild says:

thankyou for that e-mail link david. nevermind that it almost deafened me right in the middle of "Music Reach", then next time we meet in person i will bitchslap you with your own knuckles.

WildChild says:

david says:

thought you'd like it. that's the typew of stuff the internet was invented for

WildChild says:

no, the internet was invented for pornography and university papers. hence there is no concept of erotica or love on the internet, only lust and tranny-snaps.

david says:

WildChild says:

Porn is annoying. It detracts from all the really good things on the internet like indepedant artists, free conversation and general e-wackiness.

david says:

i dont ever want to hear you talking like that again

david says:

PORN CANNOT BE ANNOYINLG

WildChild says:

heh! "pr0n!"

david says:

lol

WildChild says:

I did an article on the various types of supposed internet porn for a university paper called "pr0n cocktail" but no-one got it and everyone thought i was as dumb as a sack of hammers.

david says:

still go tit?

WildChild says:

heh!

david says:

have you still go tit?>

david says:

got it

david says:

goddamn i cant type

WildChild says:

no. i lost all my cartoons and articles during the "great upgrade" annihalation of "My Documents" back in 2000.

Jules has been added to the conversation.

WildChild says:

Hooray, it's the J/D/J party!

david says:

get the drugs out then, i need something to keep me awake

WildChild says:

- Dave's too busy looking at pictures of Mick Hucknall according to my traffic monitor -

david says:

indeed

david says:

and tony hart

Jules says:

you people have way too much time on your hands.

david says:

right again

Jules says:

Wild Child was slagging me of for calling myself Jules cause it was boring but I notice the other two names in this group are "Jon" and "Dave". He's just got a silly name

david says:

im david, youre jules, then there's jon, johnny and mike

david says:

JP YOU FREAK

Jules says:

vin diesel, now THAT'S a good name

WildChild says:

I'm thinking of changing my name to "HollyWood", like that guy out of the film Mannequin#

Jules says:

there was an Andy Warhol cohort called Holly Woodlawn. Needless to say this person was a transvestite.

david says:

great name though

WildChild says:

Dave Richardson is a horrible camp comedian on the P&O Booze Cruise, who calls himself "Mister Meanour"

david says:

oh dear my secret is out

Jules says:

i used to play this game called sissyfight on the web and my sign in name was eviltwin. can't remember why though, except that Julia was unavailable.

WildChild says:

Do you have a sister?

Jules says:

yes, but not a twin

WildChild says:

Really? How old?

Jules says:

one's 32 and the other's 35

WildChild says:

Aw. I was hoping you'd say something like "she's 17 years old and her name's Lolita McLachlan, and you STAY AWAY from her!"

WildChild says:

Jules says:

nah, one's got a bloke and the other's just been widowed so I don't think she's up for it even if she did fancy having a toy boy

WildChild says:

oh yeah... shit jules, i remember you talking to me about it as well. how's she doing?

Jules says:

ok i think. i should be seeing her in a couple of weeks so I will find out then.

WildChild says:

i hope my brother's okay. he should be back in a bit.

Jules says:

quite a long flight from thailand i should have thought, 14 hours?

WildChild says:

yeah, via dubai.

Jules says:

dubai?? well i suppose it's on the way

WildChild says:

it's a kind of pitstop. fortunately his bags get shrink-wrapped in this special security sealant so there's chance of his belongings getting spiked with drugs and him ending up in an arab prison with his head shaved.

Jules says:

good golfing in dubai, so i believe. not that i care much since i don't play golf

WildChild says:

Dave, what exactly do you do? Apart from write webpages and listen to "Judge Tong Selection '97"?

david says:

judge tong my arse

david says:

ill have you know my music taste is very hip and trendy

david says:

like im meant to be

david says:

errr

david says:

aaaah

david says:

i told you the other day, i look after ODS when I feel like it

WildChild says:

Outside of work then? Does your other half take up most of your time?

david says:

im one lazy fat bastard

david says:

i dont do a lot

david says:

this is great because mark actually thinks we are working

Jules says:

yes dave, but you do fuck all with such aplomb and enthusiasm.

WildChild says:

Yeah! Being lazy's great! I spend most of last Saturday fortnight cleaning my teeth with a stanley-knife!

david says:

well its a talent

WildChild says:

I think you both work TOO much!

Jules says:

what??

david says:

so do i

david says:

im going home

WildChild says:

Yeah, I'd be like spending all my time working out new beatbox tricks and fantasising about that girl who played that girl who worked that little robot machine in "the Flight Of The Navigator"

david says:

she was cool

david says:

shame about the robot

WildChild says:

I know! She's now some chick on "sex in the city".

david says:

really?

david says:

not one of the main 4?

WildChild says:

I think so. Jessica whatshername. I don't know. The fact was, back in '86 she had BIG hair, and girls in the 80s with BIG hair were cool.

Jules says:

jessica whatshername is the main girl in Sex and the City.

WildChild says:

Oh.

Jules says:

and now she has medium hair

david says:

oh, sarah jessica parker

david says:

IT IS HER

WildChild says:

I don't watch SITS anyway. It's full of lameass women talking about cunnilingus like it was a hair product or something.

Jules says:

i quite like it actually, although i don't know any women who talk like that over the age of eighteen and these birds are all meant to be in their 30s

WildChild says:

Dammit! I want SJP back when she was 20 and sexually desirable!!!! I don;t want some 35 year old floozy acting like she actually knows how to give a handjob without it feeling like a squid was trying to steal my dick!

WildChild says:

....

WildChild says:

I'm sorry.

Jules says:

calm down, calm down,

david says:

sjp looks like a horse

Jules says:

yup

Jules says:

but a very skinny horse

WildChild says:

Sorry, but SITS really gets on my nerves as i was forced to watch it with every single female i was seeing at uni whenever it was on. DO YOU KNOW WHATS LIKE? the only two programs that are worse than SITS are "Porridge" and "World's Funniest Animals"

david says:

porridge IS very bad

Jules says:

shouldn't that be SITC?

WildChild says:

shut it, cleverdick!

Jules says:

Obviously you have never watched hollyoaks

david says:

i love hollyoaks

WildChild says:

That's true, Hollyoaks really is crap!

WildChild says:

Mind you, check out the ITV2 channel sometime: "Airport", "Wouldja Couldja", "Trisha", "Judge Judy", "The Late Show with David Letterman".... TV Pizza for the trash generation

david says:

letterman is great

david says:

but that is why i watch little tv

WildChild says:

Letterman is so bad it makes me weep like a fanny with the clap.

Jules says:

that is a truly disgusting image

WildChild says:

(sorry)